This one takes the cake:
Even as Detroit’s Big Three teeter on collapse, United Auto Workers President Ron Gettelfinger said Saturday that the problem is not the union’s contract with the automakers and that getting the automakers back on their feet means figuring out a way to turn around the slumping economy. “The focus has to be on the economy as a whole as opposed to a UAW contract,” Gettelfinger [the UAW President] told reporters on a conference call … Gettelfinger blamed the problems the auto industry is suffering from on things beyond its control — the housing slump, the credit crunch that has made financing a vehicle tough and the 1.2 million jobs that have been lost in the past year. “We’re here not because of what the auto industry has done,” he said. “We’re here because of what has happened to the economy.”
Er… really. So why aren’t VW, BMW, Damlier-Benz, Toyota, or Honda in this kind of mess?